On the eve of the New Year 2020, will your school host a game of the Cheerful and Resourceful Club? The audience and the jury will enjoy mini-scenes based on fairy tales, cartoons, issues of the humorous magazine "Yeralash" and New Year's jokes for KVN at school, which play up various situations in the classroom.

To put such miniatures, you do not have to learn the texts by heart, the main thing is to convey the essence of what this or that character says.

How to arrange a KVN at school for the 2020 New Year?

Baba Yaga and her daughter participate in the first school scene of the New Year's KVN. For this production, you will need original props - costumes and wigs for fairy-tale characters.

The girl cries and Baba Yaga asks her what happened. The daughter replies that she wants to play the role of the Snow Maiden on New Year's party but she was told she wasn't pretty enough for that.

– Or maybe the role of the Snow Queen will suit you? Baba Yaga asks.
“Think about it yourself: her outfit is several kilograms of icicles, and her crown is made of a broken mirror. This is a direct threat to my health!

“Well, we’ll make a Snow Maiden out of you,” Baba Yaga agrees. First things first, Goblin will build you a suitable hairstyle. Keep in mind that he works with natural materials - driftwood yes fir cones, instead of varnish - resin.

Daughter of Baba Yaga:
– Here is this deal! But I also need the right outfit.
Baba Yaga:
- It will be for you, daughter, everything in the first category: Cinderella's dress, crystal shoes ...

Daughter:
- What are you, mother, this is the century before last! I need a killer set: leather jacket, ripped jeans, rhinestone bandana and Adidas sneakers.
Baba Yaga:
- All right, daughter! Everything will be first class!
I will conjure new clothes
For a daughter's party.
Cracks, pex, fex!…

At the end of this scene at the school KVN about Baba Yaga, her daughter appears before the audience in a new outfit and declares:
- What can I say, you can see for yourself: beauty is a terrible force!

What other New Year's jokes are suitable for KVN at school?

Your performance in various competitions, whether it be "Greetings", "Homework" or "Captains Competition", will be diversified with comic skits for the school KVN - for example, such:

• This year, for the first time, my parents let me go to celebrate the New Year with friends. But after my mom found a shopping list in my jeans pocket for holiday table, for some reason he and dad decided to join us.
• There is a sign in our class that if you lean out the window on New Year's Eve and ... learn all the tickets, you will definitely pass the exam.
• A good half of Russian teachers write comments in a diary, and the evil half also calls their parents to school on the eve of the holiday.
• A school is a place where teachers demand from students knowledge in all subjects, while they themselves know only one.
• Also in kindergarten we were sentenced: 11 years of school regime with the confiscation of toys.

Funny miniatures for KVN for 2020 New Year can be put with the participation of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Once they called the guys to visit and began to ask them questions based on the materials of the school curriculum.

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Father Frost:
- What are dense forests?
Pupil:
- These are forests in which it is good to doze off!

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Snow Maiden:
Who can name five wild animals?
The student raises his hand.
- A lion, a lioness and ... three lion cubs.

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A letter came to the mail from the boy to Santa Claus:
- Grandfather Frost, send me a warm hat, mittens and socks for the New Year.
The postal workers took pity on the boy and bought him mittens and socks, but there was not enough money for a cap: you know that salaries at the post office are small. The answer comes from the boy:
- Thank you, Grandfather Frost, for mittens and socks, and my hat, it seems, was stolen by the evil aunts at the post office.

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The boy writes a letter to Santa Claus:
"Hello Dedushka Moroz! The Chinese crackers you sent me last time I got them and I really liked them. For this New Year, I would like to ask you to give me two fingers to my right hand and an eye!”

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On New Year's Eve, Pinocchio comes up to Papa Carlo and asks to give him a toy animal. Papa Carlo thought and thought and made a toy. He gave it to Pinocchio and hears that he is crying.
- What's happened? asks Papa Carlo.
- I just wanted a toy - a dog or a cat, - Pinocchio answers, - and this toothy beaver looks at me somehow strangely!

Other jokes for the New Year's school KVN

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- Now you will hear phrases that you will not hear on New Year's Eve ...
"Mom, dad, stay at home, let's spend the New Year together"; "Girls, go, drink what you want and how much you want, and we'll sit here together with my father."

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Santa Claus does not exist. He lives to the fullest.

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An emergency at school: at the celebration of the New Year, a boy dressed as a cucumber was bitten by a fizruk.

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Seven-year-old Petya almost believed in Santa Claus, but dad laughed, and his beard fell off.

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A boy from an elite kindergarten is learning a New Year's rhyme:
- Hello, Santa Claus, cotton beard!
Give the fifth BMW X for the New Year!

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A children's search engine Vugl was presented at a Tambov school for the New Year. If you want to know a lot - Woogl!

On New Year's Eve, you can also play skits for KVN, which take place at school in the classroom.

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At school, children write an essay on the topic “What would I ask Santa Claus for the New Year?”
Vovochka:
- Dear Santa Claus! Make it so that we are not forced to write these stupid essays anymore!

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At the math exam, the teacher carefully observes the students and from time to time kicks out of the class those who found cheat sheets.
The principal looks into the classroom.
- How is the exam going? I think there are a lot of cheaters here!
Teacher:
- No, the lovers have already gone home. Only professionals are left here.

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Teacher:
- Petrov, why do you look at your watch every minute?
Petrov:
“Because I’m terribly worried lest a stupid call interrupt this amazing interesting lesson.

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Teacher:
- Children, draw a square with a side of twelve centimeters!
Petrov:
- Marya Ivanovna, what kind of square is this - with one side ?!

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Teacher:
- You, Sidorov, interesting essay but why isn't it finished?
Sidorov:
“Because my father was urgently called to work!”

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Teacher:
– And now I will prove to you the Pythagorean theorem.
Peter from the back:
- Is it worth it, Ivan Ivanovich? We do believe you!

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Teacher:
Why is European time ahead of American time?
Petushkov holds out his hand:
Because America was discovered later!

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The teacher says to the student:
- Let your grandfather come to school tomorrow!
Do you mean father?
- No, let your grandfather come. I want to show him what blunders his son makes in your homework.

The action of the last scene of the New Year's KVN takes place at a school break.

Two high school students are talking:
“You know, just thinking about him makes my heart pound, my hands shake, my legs give way, I can’t even speak.
- And what is his name?
- USE!

For these smaller productions, you don't need elaborate sets. For example, if a scene is being played out in the classroom, it is enough to hang up the blackboard and place the desk. If the action takes place at a break, a corridor window is suitable as a decoration.

Help the guys who take part in the productions to show their acting talents - and jokes for KVN at school for the New Year 2020 will not let your viewers get bored!

Characters: presenter, guys readers, Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, girl, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, robbers, Baba Yaga.

The course of the holiday

Sounds like music from the movie "My sweet and gentle beast." Against the background of the music are the words:

Leading.

The last leaf is torn off

The calendar has been removed from the wall.

Waiting for a long time congratulations

January behind the door.

leaving old year,

His last page rustles.

Let the best that was not go away

And the worst cannot happen again.

Let him not skimp on happiness

Let the stars light up on time

To make all wishes come true.

1st reader.

Let the frost play more fun

Let it freeze your cheeks.

Happy New Year to you,

With a year of joy, happiness, love!

2nd reader.

Hours go by, days go by

Such is the law of nature.

And we want you today

To congratulate with new Year!

3rd reader.

We wish you a New Year

All the joys in the world

Health for a hundred years ahead

Both you and your children.

4th reader.

May the New Year that you celebrate

A happy year will enter your life.

And all the good things you dream of

Let it come true and it will definitely come.

Any New Year's song is performed. Robbers run out (whistle, noise, screams).

Rogues. And why are you so dressy? What are you doing here?

Leading. And who are you?

Rogues. And we ... (They perform a song from the cartoon “In the footsteps of the Bremen Town Musicians”: “Knife and ax workers ...”, “We don’t want to live differently ...”). So there will be no New Year for you! We are taking away your teacher and will not let Santa Claus to you. (They take the teacher and take her out of the classroom.)

Parents(stopping the robbers). Wait, what do the guys need to do so that you let the teacher go?

Robbers. Let your children entertain us. For example, they will dance some kind of dance!

Children perform "Dance of the Little Ducklings".

Robbers. Well, well done! They amused us! Okay, we'll let your teacher go. But we won't give you a holiday anyway.

Leading. Robbers, let's agree this way: I'll ask you a few riddles, and if you can't solve them, then you won't interfere with us. Agreed?

Rogues. Fine. There has never been a mystery that we have not solved. Let's.

The leader makes riddles.

He flies off in a white flock

And sparkles in flight.

He melts like a cool star

On the palm and in the mouth (Snow)

Carved, lace

Spinning in the air.

And how does it sit on the palm

So immediately - water. (Snowflake)

Black, not earth

Fluffy, not snow

Heats, not the stove. (Fur coat)

No arms, no legs

And he draws patterns on the windows. (Freezing)

Let me be a small bird

I, friends, have a habit -

When the cold starts

Directly from the north here. (Bullfinch)

The robbers could not solve a single riddle correctly

Rogues. How much we don't know! I'll have to go to school to gain my mind! Guys, forgive us! Can we stay on your holiday? We will be good and obedient!

The robbers remain.

Leading. Dear guys, dear guests, I invite you to play the game.

Gestures

In this game, you first need to remember the text:

Santa Claus is coming, coming to us,

Santa Claus is coming to us.

And we know that Santa Claus

Brings us gifts.

After the text has been repeated, it is proposed to replace words with movements and gestures. The first words that are replaced are the word "we". Instead of these words, everyone points to themselves. With each new performance, there are fewer words, and more gestures.

Instead of the words “Santa Claus”, everyone points to the door, the word “goes” is replaced by walking on the spot, the word “know” - to touch the flask with the index finger, the word “gifts” - a gesture depicting a large bag. At the last performance, all words disappear, except for prepositions and the verb "will bring."

Sounds medody from m / f about Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh and Piglet appear.

Winnie the Pooh. Dear friends! My friend Piglet and I came to wish you a Happy New Year!

Piglet.

New Year comes to us with lunar powder

And the flickering of bright candles.

New Year! Let him be good

For you and for our friends!

Winnie the Pooh. Guys, Piglet and I have a surprise for you. We will now hold a New Year's lottery.

Win-win lottery

Winnie the Pooh pulls out tickets with numbers, and Piglet gives prizes.

The presenter reads the wishes to the ticket numbers:

. No. 1. On a ticket by chance

you got Georgian tea. (Tea)

. No. 2. To keep your face and your hands clean,

On the ticket you got a piece of fragrant soap. (Soap)

. No. 3. Dimensionless vessel for various volumes of liquid. (Ball)

. No. 4. So that your teeth do not hurt,

Clean them at least once a week. (Toothbrush)

. No. 5. We wanted to win a flashlight,

And I just got a ball. (Ball)

. No. 6. Must be happy in abundance

From the lottery you are now:

You have a wonderful postcard.

Got it as a souvenir from us. (Postcard)

. No. 7. You will receive a balloon,

Fly into space to the stars. (Ball)

. No. 8. A rather rare surprise for you -

Two paper napkins. (Two paper napkins)

. #9 Get it—Hurry:

You have a notebook: write poetry. (Notebook)

. No. 10. Do not get sick, be strong,

We hand you pills. (Vitamin tablets)

. No. 11. You look great:

Both clothing and hair.

And the reward is not in vain

Your winnings fell - a comb. (Comb)

. No. 12. To distinguish the days well,

The calendar is good to know. (Calendar)

. No. 13. About all the news in the world

Read in the newspaper. (Newspaper with a crossword puzzle)

. No. 14. You listen to the advice:

Fruit is the best diet. (Fruits)

. No. 15. You got the candy,

Come visit us. (Candy)

. No. 16. To find out the income,

A notepad will come in handy. (Notebook)

. No. 17. "Hurrah!" - shout to the whole world,

You have a souvenir car. (typewriter)

. No. 18. So that your hairstyle is beautiful -

Get a comb as a gift. (Comb)

. No. 19. No typewriter

We offer this item. (Pen)

. No. 20. In life, you have to hope for the best,

Glue you take, if something is not glued. (Glue)

. No. 21. To write beautifully to you

Hurry up to get a pen. (Pen)

. No. 22 This piece will correct the mistake,

This eraser is called a rubber band. (Eraser)

. No. 23 This is not a cup, this is not a watering can.

This is the line everyone needs. (Ruler)

. No. 24. Always sharpen a pencil

And get a sharpener. (Sharpener)

. No. 25. I got into the car, drove off,

You arrived at school quickly. (typewriter)

. No. 26. Japanese camera. (Mirror)

. No. 27. Preparation for the development of the jaws. (Gum)

. No. 28. The measuring device of the highest accuracy. (Ruler)

. No. 29. Music center. (Whistle)

. No. 30. This item will come in handy

On the "five" to study. (Pen)

Leading. Guys, it's almost New Year's Eve. And who do we need to celebrate this holiday?

Guys. Ded Moroz and Snegurochka.

Leading. That's right guys. Let's call them.

They are Santa Claus and Snow Maiden. You can hear “Song of Santa Claus” by Y. Entin.

last page of the calendar

Stayed on the wall.

I have been working hard all year.

It's time for me to go!

I will travel hundreds of miles in a row,

So that on the night of the New Year

I put on a Christmas tree outfit

And got up in a round dance.

I will give gifts to children,

After all, there is no better me.

I don't want the best awards

What a joy for all children!

Father Frost. Hello dear guys!

Snow Maiden. Hello dear adults!

Father Frost. Happy New Year!

Snow Maiden. We wish you happiness with all your heart!

Father Frost. To live this year

Snow Maiden. Without sadness and worries

Father Frost. So that you work with success.

Snow Maiden. And they had fun on the holiday.

Leading. Thank you, Santa Claus, thank you, Snow Maiden! Something holiday we have not quite succeed.

Father Frost. Why?

Leading. Yes, the Christmas tree is not on fire!

Father Frost. Yes, it's a mess. But in order for it to catch fire, two conditions must be met.

Leading. Which?

Father Frost Sing a New Year's song and dance a dance.

Children sing the song "Snowflakes" A Vnukov and dance the dance of snowflakes.

The leaves of the calendar are falling

The only thing left is a leaf...

On the last evening of December

The magic time will come...

The clock will strike twelve times

And Santa Claus will come

And lead us along

Happy New Year.

Chorus:

Snowflakes fall from the sky

Down, down, down...

Drifts of fluffy snow

Higher, higher...

Steps of the outgoing year

Quieter, quieter...

A New Year's song

Getting closer, getting closer...

Chorus.

We will meet a fairy tale at this hour

Under the forest tree

And will not leave us anymore

Not in summer, not in spring...

And a miracle awaits us ahead

Jokingly and seriously...

Come visit soon

To us, Santa Claus!

Chorus.

Father Frost. Thanks for making the old man happy. Here is the second condition: repeat this magic spell after me:

Frost crackles,

A blizzard is blowing

And here is a big fir tree.

You, Christmas tree, burn!

You shine for us on a holiday!

You, Christmas tree, burn!

You shine for us on a holiday!

The lights on the tree are on.

Leading.

Lantern lights

They sparkle brightly.

Dancing near the Christmas tree

We are all invited.

Children lead a round dance around the Christmas tree and sing "A Christmas tree was born in the forest."

Father Frost. Oh, grandchildren, I'm tired, weary.

Leading. And you sit down, grandfather, on a stump. We will tell you poems about winter.

Children recite poetry. Santa Claus distributes gifts to all children. Everyone is dancing "Letka-enka". Parents line up for Santa Claus, children - for the Snow Maiden.

The holiday ends with tea.

A funny scene that is not difficult to stage at school with students and show at a New Year's concert. Especially if they really demand the fairy tale "12 months" from you. Another plus of this scene is that it is massive. Almost the entire class will be involved.

ROLES: 10-15 students (boys and girls). The guys are sitting, doing their own thing. The elder comes in.

STUDENT 1: Well? What did the head teacher say?

OLD WOMAN: 12 months!

STUDENT 2: So she said straight: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December?

ELDER: No, she simply said that our class needed to stage a fairy tale “12 months” for the New Year's concert.

STUDENT 3: Does anyone remember what's in there?

STUDENT 4: Like a stepdaughter was sent to the forest for snowdrops

STUDENT 5: No, I won't go to the forest. What is there to do? There's not even wi-fi!

STUDENT 6: I wonder how you managed in your mother's stomach for 9 months without wi-fi!

STUDENT 5: Those were the hardest 9 months of my life.

BODY: Now the conversation is not about 9, but about 12 months. Let's distribute the roles. Who will be who?

STUDENTS 7,8,9: Mind we will June, July and August!

OLD WOMAN: Why?

STUDENTS 7,8,9: And these months at school they don’t ask anything, which means they won’t have to learn anything in the performance.

STUDENT 10: And then I will be September. This is the month when you still want to go to school.

STUDENT 11: According to this logic, I will not be any month at all.

ELDER: (to the girl) And you will look for snowdrops in the forest. Can you do it? This is not an easy task…

STUDENT 1: It’s not an easy task to find such a jacket that no one else has, and snowdrops are nonsense.

STUDENT 2: I don't want to participate in this. Who even wrote all this?

ELDER: Marshak!

STUDENT 2: And who is this? I don't remember any of his articles in Cosmo. I also have a writer - Marshak ... now if Sobchak ...

STUDENTS START TO WHINE THAT THEY DON'T WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS.

OLD WOMAN: All right! In this case, the head teacher said the following: for participation in the production, five in a quarter in Russian and literature ... but now we are putting on a fairy tale for 4 months!

STUDENT 2: Can I have a month. Marshak is my favorite writer.

STUDENT 1: No, me. I have been reading this story since childhood.

STUDENT 2: Not true. This is my favorite fairy tale!

STUDENTS: May I! Can I! Take me.

Attention! There is another new New Year's scene for schoolchildren in grades 6-9. You can start it

New Year's corporate party is a time when the whole team gets together, you can relax a little and forget a little about too strict decency and dress code. Leading corporate parties cool ones will surely come in handy New Year's scenes, which will allow to attract participants “from the audience”. If it turned out that there is no host at the corporate party, the colleagues themselves, with the help of these skits, can play a fun performance and entertain themselves and their comrades.

Scene No. 1 "How snowmen played Santa Claus"

A snowman appears on the wall, on the other side the same one walks with his back to him. They crash into each other.

1 C-to. - Greetings, snow brother!

2 C-to. - And I greet you, where can you take you?

1 C-to. I wanted to ask Santa Claus for something, but I won’t get there!

2 C-to. And we can come up with Santa Claus ourselves, here I am, for example, why am I not frost?

1 C-to. “Why are you and I am not me?”

2 C-to. - So do you!

1 C-to. - Well, yes ... (the second one gets into a pose) - well ... oh, no! Grandpa should sit like this! (shows and looks) - No, I don't like you, let the hall help! So, who organizes the coolest Grandfather?

Several participants are selected.

Snow. - So, our Grandfather has the biggest ... (looks at the stomach area with an unambiguous look) - Yes, you didn’t think that, the biggest stomach! Well, who has the best? Men should stick out their bellies and measure them. The dispute is settled with applause. We must leave two or three people.

1 S-to - And our grandfather wears a dressing gown, shoes and a cap! (takes out a terry old dressing gown, slippers and a baby's cap). We hope, we hope.

2 Sn. (look closely)“When was the last time you saw Frost?”

1 S-k - I haven't seen him yet, I've only heard about him!

1 S. - It is understandable ... And now we still need deer! Grandfather always comes on reindeer, always! So, who's the best deer here? We announce a casting for the best deer! Active men are selected.

The music sounds: “I will take you to the tundra”, to which men must portray the best deer.

2 Sn. - So these are found, it remains to find the sled. Probably for the sleigh we will take those deer that did not pass the casting. (He puts the “sled” on all fours, puts the “deer” forward, puts the grandfather on the “sleigh”. Then there will be a small relay race from one destination to another. The heroes must run around the obstacle and return). - And now let's go, whose team will reach the right place forward and return back, those heroes will be the only representatives of the New Year's characters!

1 Sn-ik - Well, now such cool grandfathers on reindeer need who?

2 Sn. - Who? Do such cool peppers need someone?

1 Sn. - Certainly! Snow Maiden! Or rather, two Snow Maidens!

2 Sn. - ABOUT! Let's do a casting! We are unlikely to put everyone like this and start choosing.

1 Sn. - No no no! They need to be tested! What kind of women do you like?

2 Sn. - Me.. uh. In-o-from such (something shows). A. no, like this (shows again). No, no, I really like these!

1 Sn. “Oh, you won’t understand, let me choose for myself!” I love funny and mobile.

Game "Dance potpourri"

All interested girls and women are invited for them, in turn (or cut into one track), a variety of compositions are included, to which they must dance. For example: "Kamarinskaya", "Gypsy", "Rap", "Techno", "Waltz", "Lambada", "Tango", "Quadrille", "Rock and Roll". Heroes choose a girl for themselves. Which is the most active in the game.

1 Snow. - Well, that's all, Santa Clauses were found, Snegurochka to them too. You can also celebrate!

2 Snow. - You thought of it coolly, and we will pick up gifts for ourselves!

1 Snow. (looking into the hall) - Something tells me that they won't let us out of here alive.

2 Snow. - Let's shoot! He takes out firecrackers and salutes.

1 Snow. - Look, everything is in its place ... oh, you have to give ...

Gifts are being given. Gifts can be comic and for each you can organize an eyeliner according to the nature of the recipient, for example:

• "Most sneaky" - a mousetrap.
• "To the hungriest" - a spoon.
• “To the most freezing” - tea or a check of cognac.
• "To the youngest" - a rattle. Dummy.
• "Teetotaler" - a bottle of kefir.
• "Yazvennik" - festal.
• "The most beautiful" = the mask of Baba Yaga.
• “To the most insecure” - a mirror.
• "Most talkative" - ​​a cork or a gag.

New Year's scene No. 2 "Seeing the Outgoing Year"

The Snow Maiden enters the stage and pulls the Old New Year with her.

Sn-ka - look, what else do you have to do here, you see how many people, and everything is completely not to your liking! It's time for you to leave. Leave!

Art. N. God - Me? And I don't think so! Where will I go? Into non-existence? To eternity? Look at me: Age is in the juice itself, one might say - in color! I can, on the contrary, everything is just beginning! Find more such heroes in the hall!

Snow. - I'll find it! Men, let's prove to this old ... (whatever you want to call it, depending on the company) that he already has the wrong strength.

The game "Let's measure sausages"

It turns out that several men are given sausage balls into their hands, which are very difficult to inflate. The whole joke is that they inflate them to the best of their ability, someone has a very small sausage, someone has a larger one, and someone has a very large one. The hero also participates.

Sn-a - Well, grandpa? Your sausage is very small. There is no strength for anything already!

Art. N.G. - Happiness is not in the size of sausages, but in their number! (pretends to gnaw on a ball, taking the topic in the other direction)

Sn-ka - So you don't want to leave?

S.N.G. No, I'm not going anywhere! I'm staying here! And if you want me to leave, create the best conditions for this for me!

Sn-ka - What conditions will we create for you?

S.N.G. - Well, for example ... I want a chic deck chair!

Sn-ka - So, we need the audience's help! Who is waiting for the new year? (answer) We don't hear! That's it, it means we must urgently expel the Old One, who is ready! You need to be a sun lounger for a while!

A man comes out, preferably a girl, sits on the floor or a chair, the old year on his knees.

Sn-ka - Well. Are you happy?

Art. N.G. - No, of course, how can you be satisfied? Want some more champagne? So where's my champagne!

The Snow Maiden calls several girls and chooses a girl who looks like a bottle of champagne by a general vote. "Put" it into the hand of the Old Year.

Art. year - So, what else do I need ... Oh! I want a gift! I want to be like in my youth...

Snow. “Aha, you recognize, then, your old age!”

Art. year (sharply looked at her)“Of course not, that’s just how I put it! I want the poem to be told to me. Would make me happy!

Snow. - Well, that it is necessary to fulfill all the wishes of this old hooligan! Who is ready?

Puts a stool on which people recite poems.

Art. Year - Great, great! Exactly what I wanted! As the doctor ordered ... (grabs his heart, drops a "bottle of champagne"). - Oh, save! Help!

Snguroch. - Oh, what to do, what to do? Is there a doctor in the room? Who knows how to save? Well, maybe the one who does artificial respiration? No Yes? Eh, your grandfather will have to die, there are no people here who want to!

Art. year - If it is a man, then I'd rather lie down here, and if a woman .... (dreams).

sn. - You are deaf, there is no one, even if you pay! Are you ready to pay?

Art. year - Well, I can only brandy!

Called by the girls, they must leave on the face of St. there are as many kisses in the year as they are ready to drink shots of cognac.

Old year - (looking in the mirror) Yeah, what am I going to tell my girlfriend now?

Sn-chka - do you also have a girlfriend?

Art. g. - And then!

sn. Come on, we'll fix everything! Is there a make-up artist in the room? And the one who has a firm hand and who can sketch the whole thing?

Two volunteers are called in to powder and paint over the hero's make-up.

Snegur. - Wow, that's what you are, "reindeer"!

S. God - You yourself ... And which one? (looking for a mirror) Oh, the mirror is gone...

Snegur. - And now we will draw you.

Game "Portrait"

The same or other two heroes are called and, blindfolded, draw a grandfather. The game can be adjusted to your own taste: you can have one portrait, you can have two, or even organize drawing in teams. Each in turn will draw some part of the face and body.

Art. year - So, I understand, you're kidding me, so yes? Everyone pissed off! I'm leaving, I'm not interested already here!

Snow. - Finally! Now you can celebrate! (The chimes strike and crackers explode.)

Scene No. 3 "An adult fairy tale about a turnip"

The grandmother (leader) comes out, as if visiting a fairy tale.

Grandmother -

Hello guests gentlemen, how long did you all come here?
Is it okay in the world, is it bad there? What is there now for a miracle?
There is a computer, I heard, laptops, cell phones are not enough!
How can people surprise me? Is there a story to tell?
I just need help, it will be fine!

Continues - To begin with, I will invite different heroes, For example, I remember the story of two Ivanovs, the game was like this ... how is it ... the king of the east changed it for a singing bird ... (The hall should guess “the sea worries once”). Let's play.

The game "The sea worries once." The figures should all be outlandish, intricate, but most importantly, they will need to be revived in the end. So to say justify what was shown.

Bab-ka - There are many fairy tales in the world, so I can’t count them,

Here, for example, "Turnip" - ours, there is no tastier and more beautiful!

(Summons two male participants)

Baba says: planted by grandfather... One is planting, the other is planting. The turnip has grown tremendously with greatness! Healthy while healthy! And he began to pull such a miracle ... Tya-yanet will pull ... (to the participant) Pull, let's not hesitate (shows how to pull, by the ear or by the ears), but he cannot pull it out. What to do? Grandpa called his grandmother, call me! (participant calls) - Well, who calls like that, why do you need your grandmother, such a frail! That's how, that's how to call (shows a pack of cons). - Understood? (comments) Look, the grandmother, how delighted she was, came running, almost forgot about the turnip, but grandfather is not a fool: the grandmother is a dick, and pull the turnip! They pull, they pull, they don’t succeed, they lived to old age, you see, they don’t have the same heroic strength! They called the granddaughter ... well, whoever calls that, you will offer your granddaughter this! (gives a wallet with money). Look, look, go, go! (depicts) Look at the youth, what has become! And again, they fail. What an unfriendly team! The granddaughter began to call Zhuchka, her girlfriend was like that. Bug came running. Well, you can lure the Beetle with anything, if only she could find adventures on the fifth point, and she is of little interest in the details!

Continues the story- And again, silence, but smooth surface, the turnip firmly dug into its root! Looks like the root is not small, since it sits like that. She called Zhuchka Murka, that other gang of a watering can, I’ll tell you, they’ll breed a rigmarole here, who is the most beautiful of them, ugh! No point! And, finally, they called the mouse in chorus! (To all participants) We call, we call, in chorus! A mouse came running (calling from the audience, always in a short skirt) - Mouse, and where are you going to pull your turnips al on ... you don’t risk pulling in such transparent clothes. If you pull it out again, it will hook on you with a root ... (hitting his lips) - Oh, I have become completely talkative, we are working. My children are working!

Grandma says more So, all the heroes are in place, pull-pull, nothing happens! Then they started digging, digging, digging, digging (they pretend to dig around a turnip, they move in any dance, for example, you can turn on a waltz or tango). Did they dig up the turnip? But no, they didn’t dig it out, maybe put the mouse forward, huh? Her miniskirt, whoever you like will make you leave your homeland! Come on Mouse, work, work! Dance something like that for him!
Beautiful music turns on, "Mouse" dances for "Turnip" and at the end takes her away from her familiar place.

Grandmother
Oh, I'm glad as friends!
My fairy tale is over!
I congratulate you,
May your wishes come true!

New Year 2020 is coming and you want to throw a fun party for the kids? Decorate the room, decorate the Christmas tree.

The doors and walls of the hall can be decorated with Christmas decorations and tinsel, which is attached so that it forms the contours of Christmas trees and snowmen. Hang your holiday greetings on whatman paper or colored paper.

Prepare holiday concert, having staged New Year's skits with the participation of children by 2020.

Funny scenes for preschoolers for the New Year

The performance begins with the appearance of the Snow Maiden in the hall.
- I am the Snow Maiden,
Born in the winter in the forest.
Songs, jokes and fun
I'm bringing you a holiday!
Good at our Christmas tree
Have fun and dance
We will be with you today
Celebrate the New Year together!

Then in this New Year's children's skit for 2020, she addresses the children:
Guys, where is Santa Claus?
We've been waiting for him for so long
Not seen for a whole year.
Maybe he got lost?
Can't find a way to us?

The phone rings. Snow Maiden answers:
– Hello! Hello grandfather! Where are you now? Are you sitting in the forest? Why in slippers? Where are your boots? Baba Yaga stole them?

Santa Claus (by phone):
- I hurried to the Christmas tree to the children,
But accidentally got lost.
It looks like someone tried
He took my shoes.
Snow Maiden:
“Don’t worry, the guys and I will figure something out!”

Another participant in this short New Year's production for children appears on the stage - Baba Yaga. She says to the Snow Maiden:
- Santa Claus could not come to the holiday and sent me. Hello dear granddaughter!

Snow Maiden (surprised):
Are you my grandmother?
Baba Yaga (winking slyly):
- Of course, dear granddaughter, do not even hesitate!

Snow Maiden:
- Grandma-grandmother, why do you have such big ears?
Baba Yaga:
- This, granddaughter, to hear you better.

“Why do you have such long, tousled hair?”
Because I haven't brushed my hair in a long time.
“Why is your nose hooked?”
Because I'm very curious.
Why are your teeth so yellow?
“That’s because I haven’t been to the dentist in a long time.
“Why do you have a broom instead of a magic staff?”
- And the wolves ate my staff.
“Where is your bag of presents for the children?”
Why do kids need gifts? Their best present is me!
The dialogue of fairy-tale characters in this funny children's scene for the New Year ends with the Snow Maiden saying:
- You are not my grandmother, but Baba Yaga! Do you know that it's not good to deceive guys?

Baba Yaga:
- I'm not guilty…
I don't have any girlfriends...
How sad!
Only Koschey and Water
Only inform!
Learned how to conjure
I'm tired of scaring everyone.
It became difficult to live in the world.
Have pity on the grandmother, children!
I felt sad alone in the forest, so I decided to come to your holiday.

Snow Maiden:
- And why did you steal boots from Santa Claus?
Baba Yaga:
- I liked them. I agree to give them if the guys answer my questions.

New Year's games and competitions for preschoolers

Riddles sound in the children's New Year's miniature:

- Near the Christmas tree in every house
Children lead a round dance.
What is the name of this holiday
Answer ... (New Year).

- Decorated with toys
Balls and crackers.
Not a palm tree, not a pine
And the festive ... (Christmas tree).

- Pull the rope -
Confetti will fly.
Christmas toy
It is called ... (cracker).

- Grandfather is lying - there is no whiter.
Lies all winter, no one will raise.
Spring will come - it will disappear.
(Snowdrift).

- So that the feet do not freeze in winter,
To run down the road
Both adults and small children
They put on ... (boots).

However, Baba Yaga is in no hurry to fulfill her promise. And in this funny scene for preschoolers for the New Year, another character appears - the Serpent Gorynych. She and Baba Yaga perform a dance to the song "Tell me, Snow Maiden, where were you" from the cartoon "Just you wait."

Then the game "What is hanging on the Christmas tree?" Serpent Gorynych asks the guys questions that need to be answered: “Yes” or “no”:

- Hanging on our Christmas tree ... shiny ice?
- Old boots?
- Cotton bunnies?
- Ripped gloves?
Are the stars bright red?
Are the lights out?
- Cardboard houses?
- Are the felt boots burnt?

After the guys answered the questions, the Serpent Gorynych takes off the felt boots from Baba Yaga.
Baba Yaga:
- What about me, barefoot? I have arthritis and rheumatism.

Snow Maiden:
- Where is my grandfather?

- Without Santa Claus, snowflakes do not fly,
Without Santa Claus, the patterns do not shine,
Without Santa Claus and Christmas trees do not burn,
And there is no fun for the guys without Frost.

Finally, in this short scene for children for the 2020 New Year, Santa Claus appears in slippers:
- Hey guys,
Girls and boys
funny, funny,
The kids are very cute!

He gives Baba Yaga slippers and puts on boots.
- Well, guys, what will we do with Baba Yaga?

She asks to forgive her, promising to behave well, and the guys agree.

Father Frost:
- That's nice, and now it's time for us to celebrate the New Year.
happy new year, happy new year
Congratulations to all the guys
Congratulations to all guests!
How many faces around acquaintances,
How many of my friends are here!

Snow Maiden:
- Wait, Santa Claus, do not rush,
You better look at the tree.
The lights don't burn on her
And without them there is no holiday for children.

Father Frost:
We will fix this problem
Let's make all the fires burn.
Light up with bright lights
green beauty,
Give the kids joy!
Count together:
One two Three!
(Christmas tree lights up).

At the end of this New Year's performance, the Snow Maiden invites the children to dance:
- Stand up guys.
Everything is faster in a round dance
Song, dance and fun
Let's meet the New Year with you!

After that it will continue funny Games and competitions for preschoolers. Two children hold hands and raise them: this is the Ice Gate. The rest, hand in hand, pass under the gate, saying:

- Ice gate
They don't always miss.
Saying goodbye for the first time
The second time is forbidden
And for the third time
We'll freeze you.

At the last words, the “gates” lower their hands. The guys who are caught become the gates.

The game "Catch the snowball" involves several couples. Children stand opposite each other at a distance of several meters. One holds an empty bucket, the other holds a bag with "snowballs" (these can be cotton or paper balls, white balls).

On a signal, one child throws "snowballs", and the other catches them with a bucket. The pair that collects the most snowballs faster wins.

Characters involved in funny scenes for children at the New Year's Eve, Baba Yaga and Zmey Gorynych watch the performance, and then thank the guys and say that they will go to a fairy-tale land to tell how much fun they had at the children's holiday.

Father Frost:
- I wish you all a Happy New Year
Meet the holiday brightly
Let happiness come to everyone.
And now - gifts!

At the end of the holiday, he and the Snow Maiden give gifts to children.